Shoes Clues

Why are girls so obsessed with shoes?

If you were an alien and you were trying to learn about the humans that live on this planet, and you watched just a ten minute clip of Sex In The City you would pick up on this peculiar obsession with shoes that girls have.

I remember watching a Legally Blonde and the moment where she realizes that the pool boy is gay because he makes fun of her Prada shoes.

The go-to shoe though if you want to throw out a name appears to be this man when it comes to shoes. But most of us dudes don’t have a clue who he is, or what his shoes would look like.

Don’t get me wrong, we like shoes. We do. I probably have eight pairs of shoes. But I bet that most girls have at least ten if not getting close to freaking twenty pairs of shoes. I mean, remember Imelda?

I’ve heard girls talk more about shoes than anything else. Dresses, bras, makeup. Why am I bringing this up? Because last night at rehearsal, Flynn was mentioning that he was on the subway with Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick and their kid and the first question out of Jess’ mouth was “What were they wearing?” And when he didn’t provide enough detail, they wanted to hear everything about her shoes.

And in case you were wondering, I am wearing black shoes today.