Just saw a commercial for Crystal Light which appropriates a song by changing the lyrics “Shake Shake Shake, Shake Shake Shake, Shake Your Bottle!”
Instead of booty. Pretty lame. There are so many great commercial songs like say “Tasty Cake” or “Juicy Fruit”. You don’t have to cover other songs and change the lyrics to have a great jingle.
Maybe I should be writing jingles.
I think by saying “shake your booty” Crystal Light would be implying that the ladies who drink their beverage have fat asses. Which they do. And truth is offensive to the juicy tush crowd. Right ? Eh, what do I know, I’m just an adorable squirrel in a sweater.
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