How To Make Out In Arabic

That’s the title that I saw of a man reading a book on the subway last night. It didn’t look like a jokey book either. It looked very serious. But what can that mean? Does it mean like how to make out in arabic like how to throw in some saucy phrases in arabic while you’re getting your moves on? Or does it mean how to be successful in arabic? I wanted to find out. But I didn’t.
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I was bored the other day so I watched two movies that I normally wouldn’t. One was Days Of Thunder and you prolly know this movie—it’s about race car driving(NASCAR) and Tom Cruise has this vendetta with this other driver and they’re so competitive with each other. Which leads to a ridiculous scene in a hospital where they are in wheelchairs and THEY RACE EACH OTHER. The scene is hilarious. But it’s played serious.

The other movie was Monster-In-Law. I didn’t get to finish it. Just saw the beginning. Which they have a whole build-up to it with J-Lo and her guy meeting and then finally meeting Jane Fonda as the Mother-In-Law. I was thinking about it and I can’t think of too many of my friends who are Mama’s Boys. Is it just me or is that just a comedic/dramatic conceit/myth? This is not to say that if there were more Mama’s Boys that Monster-In-Law would be a better movie. It would still be terrible.