Coming soon to a theater near you…. I know there are quite a few dumb movies coming out this summer like Snakes On A Plane(which seems designed to be dumb) and Little Man(which seems organically dumb), but for me, it’s actually this movie, “The Lake House”. “How do you hold on to someone you’ve never met?” That’s the tag line. See, it’s about Keanu and Sandy Bullock who both are living in the same lake house but two years apart. And somehow they are able to send messages to each other through the (magical?) mailbox. At what point where the studios execs, saying YES! This is the stuff we’ve been missing. Crap like THIS! But here’s the worst part. Ebert and Roeper gave it two thumbs up. Yeesh. I’m scared.
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Also, a follow-up. I finally watched the Ghost Whisperer because I was bored. As suspected, it’s awful. Jenny Love sees ghosts everywhere and tries to help them become ok with them being ghosts and then they move on. So it’s basically the Sixth Sense but without the suspense or the twist and instead of a little kid, he’s a she and she’s grown up with big boobs. The best line of the night was when her husband who’s a paramedic said, “And I was just thinking, NO! I’m not going to send another one to you! Not this one! (sotto voce) Not this one…” See, he was bothered by the fact that he dealt with people who were alive and she with people that were dead. But if he failed, then she got them. Pretty deep, Ghost Whisperer. Pa-reeet-ty deep. As with any Jenny Love production, the producers obviously realize that her boobs are her best asset and they contrive ways for her to always be in a nightie or in workout clothes or a low-cut top. Still, it’s not worth it. Oh, and this is for Natasha. Wentworth Miller was the guest star. His agent must really think Prison Break is going to tank. Or he’s just not a good agent. Guest star on the Ghost Whisperer? They should bring back Battle of the Network Stars and he can be on that next. (Oh wait, I just IMDB’ed him and that was the pilot I saw which was shot in 2005 BEFORE Prison Break. So you’re off the hook Wentworth Miller’s agent. FOR NOW.)(Ooh! This gets even MORE interesting. Wentworth must have a thing for Jenny Love or vice versa. Or Wentworth’s agent does—because he was also on her short lived show “Time Of Your Life”.)
I’ve seen one episode of The Ghost Whisperer… and I’ve seen it twice for some reason. The same episode on two different occasions. Weird. Maybe I’m a Rerun Whisperer.
Anyway, the show was about a stand-up comedian ghost who was haunting a comedy club. There were many comedian ghosts in this episode. It’s really bad when unfunny people… people with no sense of humor… try to write dialogue for comedians. Not their acts but the way comedians talk to each other. They’re always “on” and they’re always “wacky.”
That is very confusing information. Why on earth was he on that? I mean I know he sucks, but i didn’t think he’d announce it to the world like that. Oh! Maybe he’s gay and he’s her gay bff and appears in all her shows. I think I’d like him if that were true. I’m a heterophobe when it comes to Wentworth Miller.
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