Watching the Office last night(please say it isn’t so that Dwight Schroot is gone!) and a tampon commercial come on. It ended. And this was the tagline:
“Have a happy period! Always.”
When girls tell me that their Aunt from Redfield is visiting or the like I am going to now start telling them to have a happy period. It seems so cheerful. Maybe I will hand them an Always tampon as well. Hell, maybe Always will sponsor me and this will be my new job–bringing relief and happiness to meunstrating women everywhere.
Also, a fun paragraph from Always’ website:
“From periods to spotting to urine leaks to discharge, no matter what your feminine hygiene needs are, at Always, we have you covered. We understand that women come in all different shapes and sizes. And so do their periods. That’s why we’ve developed a wide range of products designed to fit different body types, period flows and preferences. And we all know, the better the fit, the better the protection.
Always. Because your period is as unique as you are.”
Yay! Have a happy period! Always!
There is no such thing as a happy period. Period.
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