Yesterday morning, a strange number called my cell phone. I picked up and a girl said, “Tony is that you? Are you finished eating?” I told her that she had a wrong number, and hung up. She then called me six more times that day. Apparently, not getting the hint that when it went to voicemail and said my name and not Tony’s that this wasn’t his phone. The seventh time, I picked up. “Hey, this isn’t the number you’re looking for…It’s not it.” She then repeated the number she was given and it was indeed my phone #. I told her that I had this # for seven years so there was a mistake. She then asked me if I had a good conscience. I didn’t know what she meant. She said I hope you have a good conscience because there’s something really fishy about this. I said I don’t know what you are accusing me of–do you think I stole this phone? She then said she hopes God punishes me and that she knows I will burn in hell.
I hung up then. But I was wondering…
1) Did she think that I stole the phone and then managed to guess the voicemail passcode to change the name attached to the messages?
2) Did she think that I was a friend of Tony’s who was answering for him?
Clearly, Tony is playing her and gave her a wrong number, OR she simply wrote the number down wrong. She claims of course that she spoke with Tony earlier, remember, he wasn’t finished eating.
Puzzling. It hurts to get told to burn in hell when you’ve done nothing wrong. So I saved her # and typed in “Crazy Person” as her name. Will Crazy call back again? I shall keep you abreast of this breaking news story.
Tony, you are TOO MUCH!!!
-Sean T
you need to give us “Crazy’s” number – so we all can have a little fun trying to get in touch with “Tanya”
Haha. You should really let Tony out of that meat locker and stop using his phone. But if you don’t….I’ll see you in HELL(I’m apparently going there for looking at a woman on the subway the wrong way).
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