Yesterday, I felt like Kyle Chandler but not as the coach of a h.s. football team, but from his first gig. That of the man who receives a newspaper the day before so he is able to know the future. (And of course change events for the better.)
Except I am only able to change the future of cats. Because instead of the local paper, I received Cat Fancy. And it’s from March.
Now, I’m not certain how often Cat Fancy is published. But unless it’s bi-monthly doesn’t that seem a little extreme to be putting out your March issue in mid-January?
Isn’t there all sorts of cat news that might be coming around the bend that they missed because of their absurdly early deadline for their issues? What if a cure for feline AIDS is discovered(as March it hasn’t folks)? Or cats learn the ability to talk? Or a certain cat is shown to be really great at poker?
All I know is I need to stop this certain evil dictator cat who is causing trouble in the Third World. I’ll let you know how it turns out. In March.
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