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Kenny Comes To UCB!

June 2, 2008 |

Hello faithful readers…

Kenny Mayne is coming to UCB finally. He’ll be there this Wednesday @ 9:30 pm. It’s $5 par usual and he’ll be opening for the show Hot Lather and I Eat Pandas. All of those shows are … Read More

Cap In Hand

May 27, 2008 |

I went home for Memorial Day Weekend. To see the fam, and also to see Kayla play softball and to go to see the Nat’s new stadium. It’s beautiful. Check it. Supposedly, it’s the largest scoreboard in all of MLB.Here’s … Read More

Jinglewriter

May 19, 2008 | | 1 Comment

Siobhan and I are submitting to be part of this tv show where you write jingles. Here is our submission for the fictional product, Fruit It Up.

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TWIB Notes

May 17, 2008 | | 1 Comment

I cannot stand that commercial that is for some drug where the guy works on models. And then he asks the doctor how they can shrink the problem? The thing that upsets me? His model of the universe is soooo … Read More

Hard Luck Corner

May 2, 2008 | | 1 Comment

I just passed by this restaurant on the corner of 7th and 2nd Ave. It’s changed! This corner is slightly doomed as everything that has been there was failed and rarely lasted over a year. I think it used to … Read More

Tips For Those Pretending To Be Homeless

April 30, 2008 | | 3 Comments

To the guy on 1st Ave today: I tend to think that if you used styling gel in your hair you aren’t really homeless. Maybe it’s just me. So sorry, I am not giving my money to you.

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TV

New Favorite Awful Commercial

April 29, 2008 |

There’s a new winner in the awful commercial search. It’s these Gas X ads. Some sample dialogue from man at a job interview:

INTERVIEWER: Impressive resume. Flatulent in three languages. Graduated top of your gas…

then an assistant breaks in…

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Another Glittering Performance From Shelkey: PRINCE BANDAR!

April 25, 2008 |

Here’s something some of us UCB-ers did for New York Magazine. They somehow got a copy of Oliver Stone’s Bush movie script and we’re performing snippets from it. I play Prince Bandar. You know, Prince Bandar? (I had to look … Read More

Injustice

April 25, 2008 |

Today, I woke up to two scenes of wicked injustice in America.

#1 The Sean Bell Verdict. All the police dudes go free! Yikes, hopefully there are no riots.

#2 Carleigh is voted off American Idol. WHAT? What of Jason? … Read More

MC Record Deal For My Friend!

April 21, 2008 |

One of my best friends, Siobhan O’Malley, just released her new album(Alibi Bye). It’s just electronic right now but will be hitting with cds soon released by Blue Cocoon Records. I just downloaded it! It rules.

(Check out “It’s Not … Read More