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Macgyver Terrorists

August 10, 2006 | | 1 Comment

Apparently, there was some terrorists who were thwarted in the UK who planned to mix some Gatorade with some sort of gel and then detonate it via an MP3 player. How insane is that? Mostly, I just marvel … Read More

Farminals

August 9, 2006 |

Farminals Farminals is now on You Tube! Check it out and vote for it and with a little luck I could be back as a Captain Beefheart the loveable cow. More sprinkles!

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The Fugitive

July 31, 2006 |

There is a picture up on the bulletin board in my lobby at home. There’s printing above his picture. It reads: parole violator. Looking at it, I thought the guy did look familiar. Then I realized why. It’s the guy … Read More

The Love Corner Bistro

July 31, 2006 |

Siobhan has had this Feng Shui book and was telling me about it. It has this section on this thing called your “Love Corner”. The Love Corner is in the southwest corner of your bedroom. Or to make it more … Read More

A Stitch In Time

July 28, 2006 |

Last night, I made Clem stop with me so I could take a snap of this… Do you recognize it? These are the dresses that won the first three challenges of Project Runway. It’s pretty cool that they are … Read More

A Dirty Job But Somebody Has To Do It

July 26, 2006 | | 1 Comment

I just went on a ridiculous audition wherein I had to slow dance with some model and stick my face in her chest. It was one of this classic commercials where it’s like ordinary average guys and super hot models. … Read More

Note to Dudes with Rings

July 21, 2006 |

In preparation for my trip to Shea, I was reading to see what the deal is with umbrellas and stuff since it looks like it might rain. There’s a section that talks about the scoreboard stuff. Apparently, it’s free to … Read More

Love Train

July 20, 2006 |

Today, I went down the stairs to the pit of despair known as the 2nd Ave stop when it’s hot in the summer and there’s no trains waiting. And I was resigned to the fact that it was going to … Read More

Fantastic Crossword Idea

July 18, 2006 | | 4 Comments

One time “57” and I were shooting the breeze and we somehow stumbled onto the conversation of ‘Bands that Have Literary References In Their Name’. I was just trying to remember these and then further trying to figure out what … Read More

A Point of Fact

July 17, 2006 |

There’s nothing to do when the toilet you’ve just used starts overflowing in the bathroom of a restaurant but run like the wind. And never return to that restaurant ever again. Don’t make that classic villain blunder by returning to … Read More