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Boy For Sale

November 18, 2005 |

I mean, ummm… book. Check out this new book that my friend Gethard wrote. It’s all about spooky strange places in New York. So if you ever followed the Bunnyman’s Trail in Virginia or someplace like that somewhere, it … Read More

The Music of Nature

November 17, 2005 |

Hey dudes! Check out my fish guitar!

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Burger Pie

November 17, 2005 | | 2 Comments

I’m shocked and dismayed. I feel very much like Kramer because someone has stolen my idea! A few years ago, Ben Rodgers and I came up with a brilliant (and I think) groundbreaking idea. Pizza toppings are very diverse. You … Read More

Stern Theory

November 16, 2005 |

I listen to Howard Stern.

But I am one of those people that listen to him b/c he annoys me. I have him set on my alarm clock. So that I am irritated enough that I wake up.

He constantly … Read More

Secrets

November 14, 2005 |

I’m getting excited for the holidays. It’s still quite some time away but the great marketing machine of America is not waiting. And they’ve started me on the path.

This year, I am going to disclose two secrets for people … Read More

Nerds Rejoice!

November 11, 2005 |

Nerds around the world:

Rejoice for your time has come! Remember when you wished that your girlfriend would dress up like Princess Leia in the slave costume in Star Wars? Well, there is a whole site devoted to girls that … Read More

Catching Up

November 11, 2005 | | 2 Comments

For the past couple of months, I’ve been on a feverish pace to catch up with the rest of the world. It’s like when you were in middle school and you missed Saturday Night Live. Monday morning, you were screwed!

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Juicy Juice

November 9, 2005 |

Really interesting article from ESPN, the Magazine on ‘Roids.

Just thought I’d mention it.

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Bloomie To Ruin City Again

November 9, 2005 | | 2 Comments

So as you may know, Bloomberg got re-elected today. Which steams me pretty good. I voted for him last time but not this time.

The thing that probably bothers me most about him is he tries to sneak things in … Read More

A Weenie Addendum

November 9, 2005 |

Unless something changes very quickly in the next week, it’s possible that T.O. could be the Weenie for this week as well. Here’s what he said at his press conference at his home recently:

“The mentality I have, my greatest … Read More