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The Hat Switch

April 3, 2006 | | 2 Comments

Sometimes you need to watch something if only to confirm how awful it really is. Yesterday, I stumbled across “Over The Top” on HBO.

In case you were wondering, it’s awful. Here’s the set-up. Sly Truck Driver is tasked to … Read More

TWIB Notes

March 29, 2006 | | 3 Comments

Got back last night. I must remember to always fly to LGA if I can help it. JFK is too far and too expensive a cab ride. $45 flat fee, but then there’s the tolls and what am I not … Read More

Clearwater and LRH

March 21, 2006 | | 1 Comment

I just realized after reading the article on Scientology in Rolling Stone that I will be traveling to the Scientology capital of the world. Which is Clearwater, Florida also home of the spring training of the Philadelphia Phillies. I … Read More

Marvelous Nathan Haggler: A Bed Time Story

March 20, 2006 |

[I am going to regale you with a fascinating bed buying story. Enjoy!] After ten years, I finally decided my old bed was finally worn out. So I asked her for the ball, and tapped my left arm and to … Read More

Grapefruit League

March 17, 2006 |

So here’s something. Next week, my dad and I are going to Spring Training in Florida! I’m pretty excited. Going for like four or five days. We’ll see the O’s, Braves, Nats, Braves, Dodgers, Mets, Cards, Astros, maybe the Pirates … Read More

The Green Grocer

March 8, 2006 |

So Huck Slim is playing at Arlene’s Grocery tomorrow. If I didn’t already send you a plug about it, or if you are one of the people who keep coming to this blog to read about elephant sex, you can … Read More

Educating Roberto, #3

March 6, 2006 | | 1 Comment

So finally I got off my lazy butt and went to the pet store to get some materials for the experiment. The pet store that I go to is hilarious. It’s a store I used to make fun of before … Read More

Trickling Down

March 2, 2006 |

There’s a trend happening right now and I’m here to call attention to it. I want it to stop. It’s a bit like when you are young and you start imitating your parents. But that’s what’s confusing. When you are … Read More

Faking It

February 27, 2006 |

So last night Huck Slim went to an open mic. And there was a couple of old timers at the bar(it was that kind of bar). And one guy obviously liked us and the songs. He said to me, … Read More

Mr. Clean

February 23, 2006 | | 1 Comment

Yesterday, I purchased a Swiffer for the first time. I’ve yet to try it out but I’m envisioning a near utopian existence as far as cleanliness goes. You see, I’ve no vacuum. And I’ve got hardwood floors. So normally, I … Read More